Category Archives: Bitchy McBitcherson

In which I channel Bitchy McBitcherson, of the clan Bitch.

Public Announcement

I really, really want pho. I will not be able to get any until after my shift at the Big Blue Box tomorrow.  Anyone between me and Pho Van on 82nd at about 7pm tomorrow night will get run over. … Continue reading

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Stupid things

Yeah, some fuckwit vegan graffitied a sign that looks directly into my house. The big slabs of medium-rare meat weren’t bad enough, now I’ve got to see bad handwriting first thing in the AM, too. Which is probably why I … Continue reading

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Grar.

It was one of those nights where I looked in the fridge and said, “What can I make with this?” And so I mixed and boiled and pan fried and marinated and came up with something that was really, really … Continue reading

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Ageism, Girl Scout Cookies, and the Internet

Today, within ten minutes of each other, my Bloglines threw up this Penny Arcade comic “Unfair Business Practices” and this post by the Passionate Eater. I’m not going to knock the Girl Scout cookies. I’m a customer for life, because … Continue reading

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I’m Going Straight To Hell

I came upon Housemate Basement1 in the kitchen, squeezing lemon into a pint glass of water. “I looooove lemon water!” he informed me. “Is that— just lemon and water?” I asked, wrinkling my nose. “Yep! I looooooove lemon water!” he … Continue reading

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I Eat Alone.

Yes, I eat alone. Megnut directed me to this interesting thing. Oddly enough, I didn’t know I was supposed to be embarrased or ashamed of eating out alone. Momma was more focused on teaching me to chew with my mouth … Continue reading

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World AIDS Day / What I ate for lunch this week

Yes, I know, food blog, bla bla bla– I don’t care. Today is World AIDS Day and you WILL click the picture of the red ribbon because in the US alone, 1 million people have HIV and 225,000 are not … Continue reading

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I hate food. So. Much.

How much do I hate food?  I’m eating my breakfast croissant with my eyes closed, that’s how much I hate food.  (There’s a half-hour lag between the previous sentence and this one, due to the fact that my Pixie Dust … Continue reading

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All the Things I’ve Eaten These Last Three Days While I Was Ill

1) Toast and tea. Lots of toast and tea. Okay, so it was organic green tea with a fresh ginger infusion, and slices of organic french bread with local sourced butter and a sprinkle of Turkish Black Lava salt. But … Continue reading

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Ah, cooking. How I miss you.

Stress makes me not want to cook. Bad stress. Bad! BAD STRESS! GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE! Of course, this used to be a problem when I lived in Suburban Nightmare, California (you know you’re … Continue reading

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