SCENE INT LIVING ROOM NIGHT
Our intrepid heroine, MARY SUE, is on the phone with her parents while purposely dropping hundreds of stitches she had oh so carefully spent weeks putting into a shawl.
Oh, hey, what do you need for that Coca
Cola glaze you did on the ham that one time?
A can of Coke and brown sugar.
[beat] Guess this means I’ll
be doing the ham on Christmas Eve?
Well, we liked it so much, figured you could do it again.