The Traditional Notification Method

SCENE INT LIVING ROOM NIGHT

Our intrepid heroine, MARY SUE, is on the phone with her parents while purposely dropping hundreds of stitches she had oh so carefully spent weeks putting into a shawl.

DAD
Oh, hey, what do you need for that Coca
Cola glaze you did on the ham that one time?

MARY SUE
A can of Coke and brown sugar.
[beat] Guess this means I’ll
be doing the ham on Christmas Eve?

DAD
Well, we liked it so much, figured you could do it again.

END SCENE

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