Note: I wrote ~17k words yesterday to squeak out my fourth win in ten years participating in NaNoWriMo, so I can’t brain today. Enjoy this post from December 1st, 2009 instead of new content.
Jonathan Coulton looks like my dad when he was younger, was in the same industry as my dad, and apparently has the same birthday as my dad.
Therefore, using the logic from those four years of college, Jonathan Coulton is my dad traveling forwards in time to make enough money to put me through school.
Yep. That’s it exactly.
Happy Birthday, Daddy.