What the hell are ‘seasons’?

Sunday afternoon was bright and warm, with just a little bit of a chill. Nice weather to take the long way home from church. Image by Flickr user AMagill used under a Creative Commons 2.0 license

By the time I made it to the grocery store that evening, though, the weather had taken a definite turn towards the kind of steel grey clouds and drizzling damp that let you know it’s here for the long haul.

This caused a little bit of a problem as my grocery list had been made in more summery weather, which lead to the following argument, ALL IN MY HEAD:

“Oooh! Parsnips!”

“But the list says ‘caesar salad’.”

“RUTABEGAS!”

“No, dude, list. List says ‘zucchini’.”

“NEW BABY POTATOES SO CUTE OMG AND STARCHYLICIOUS!”

“LIST! Also, starchylicious is not a word.”

“IT IS TOO!”

“IS NOT!”

“IS TOO!”

“YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!”

“YOU ARE ME, DUMBASS!”

“I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!”

“Wait, why is our grocery bill over $100?”

“Meh. We can freeze most of it.”

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