— Type III Jerusalem Syndrome is characterized by several factors, including the person being mentally balanced before coming to Jerusalem, then basically running off from their tour group and making a white toga, at which point they start shouting scripture verses and singing religious songs. Always a toga, always white. And then, five to seven days after they are removed from Israel, they snap out of it and are really embarrassed.
— American Freestyle Canoeing. It’s like precision dancing. With a canoe.
–If I had one of these, it’d get filled up pretty quickly.