A Conversation, with my parents

Mom: Did you see the Neiman Marcus Christmas Catalog?
Moi: Um, no.
Mom: They have a six thousand dollar ukulele!
Moi: Really? Let me throw it in the Google and see what I can find… Holy crap, that’s ugly!
Dad: It’s made out of a gourd!
Moi: And it’s ugly! And God only knows what it sounds like. I could get EIGHT Kamakas for that price!
**insert hilarious attempt to explain to my parents why Kamakas are awesome**
Mom: Well, anyway, we thought of you when we saw it.
Moi: Aw.

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