Mom: Did you see the Neiman Marcus Christmas Catalog?
Moi: Um, no.
Mom: They have a six thousand dollar ukulele!
Moi: Really? Let me throw it in the Google and see what I can find… Holy crap, that’s ugly!
Dad: It’s made out of a gourd!
Moi: And it’s ugly! And God only knows what it sounds like. I could get EIGHT Kamakas for that price!
**insert hilarious attempt to explain to my parents why Kamakas are awesome**
Mom: Well, anyway, we thought of you when we saw it.
Who’s Blathering?Yes, my legal name is Mary Sue. My family has lived on the same piece of land in the Napa Valley (California) for five generations. So, of course, I fled for Portland, Oregon as soon as I could. I like eating. I like drinking. I really like being me.
- This blog is in hibernation.
- The Lord is risen, indeed!
- Portland Smoothie
- Football as a Metaphor for Work Ethics in the Americas
- Open letter to Barb Anderson from Champlin, MN
- My rage keeps me warm
- What Girl Scout Cookies Mean To Me
- I made a pretty!
- Mesoamerican Archaeology Lesson
- Chag sameach Chanukkah!
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