Oh, Google Shopping. Sometimes you are just too amusing.
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(p.s. Would someone buy me a pair of Melinda Doc Martins pretty please? I could save up for them, but then I’d have to wait until MARCH and I want NOW!)
(p.p.s. I’m actually saving up for them. To buy from a Doc Martin store. Because my feet are funny sized and I need to try them on.)