Coworker and I are discussing lunch plans. I usually put together my lunch in the morning, but today for the first time in years, I forgot to set my alarm. It made me grumpy.
“I’m going to Rovente’s,” I said, peeling the wrapper off a candy. “I’m getting two pizzas and that’s what I’m eating for every meal the rest of the week.”
Coworker laughed and replied, “Sounds like you’re in college.”
I glared at Coworker. “Ya THINK?”
“Oh, that’s right. I forgot. You *are* in college!”
I stomped back to my own cubicle, muttering.