What I’m going to do this decade

Because everyone else is making New Year’s Resolutions, and I’m all, “That’s not enough! This resolution needs more cowbell and more epicness and a unicorn or two and probably? GLITTER. Because glitter makes everything better*!”

Therefore, my New Decade Resolution is:


I know what you’re thinking. “Mary Sue, you’re already too awesome for us to handle! Your awesomosity is a full time salaried job and you don’t get paid for all the overtime you book in awesomeness! How will we survive you being even MORE awesome?”

Just trust me, pumpkins. It’ll be a tough road, but we’ll get through it. Together.

*Except vampires. Yeah, I went there.

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