Y’all have no idea how much pain I’m in. NO IDEA.
And it’s all my dumb fault, too. Because as I was getting home from a party at 6am yesterday* I wasn’t watching where I was going** and collided face-first with the back of one of my neighbor’s minivans.
OW OW OMG OW.
*Yes, six a.m., because I have apparently decided to start being a party animal. No, I’m not being sarcastic, this year has been The Year of WOOO! PARTAY! And I’m kind of okay with being a late bloomer.
**I was texting, okay?!