Names and Re-Named

At work, I send out about hundred documents a day. I’m listed as the buyer on every document, like so: M R—- .

It’s very interesting that a lot of vendors will look at that and immediately assume my name is Mike.

Never Mark. Never Miles. Never, actually, even Mary.

It’s always Mike R—-.

The funny thing is, that in my very large family, there aren’t any Mike R—s.

The funnier thing is, that even after listening to my voicemail where a female voice informs you that you’ve reached the voicemail of Mary Sue R—, they will often leave a message for Mike R—.

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