Snake-Eyes gets to impale someone while travelling at a hundred miles an hour.
– If you’re going out to eat next Thursday, April 30th, please ignore the egregious misused apostrophe on the front page and select from one of the Dining Out for Life participants. 30% of your bill will go to organizations in PDX that help people with AIDS. You remember AIDS, right? Contrary to popular belief, people still get it and there is no cure. I’ll be moseying over to Por Que No that night.