…you order four different drinks
…give very odd instructions to the professional barista on how to make them
…demand she go into the back and fetch you a different type of soy
…shuffle the cups around while she’s making themso she can’t remember which drink was which
…you snap your fingers and complain loudly about how slow people are today
You had DAMN well better tip more than a dollar.
You know who you are, lady. And you should be ASHAMED of yourself.