Hmm-a-ding-ding-ding

You ever wonder if your iPod’s trying to get you to kill yourself?

*eyes the device in question warily*

Seriously. I put it on whole-library song shuffle, and it keeps popping up all sorts of songs that make me want to slit my wrists.

[metaphorically slit my wrists, y’all can cancel the intervention]

Oh, great, now it’s playing Crazy Frog remixes. I need to do something to Handsome Dan for infecting my iPod with those. Something with the potential for scarring.

I WANT TO LISTEN TO GREAT BIG SEA, YOU ANNOYING CHUNK OF SILICONE AND ALUMINUM!

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