You ever wonder if your iPod’s trying to get you to kill yourself?
*eyes the device in question warily*
Seriously. I put it on whole-library song shuffle, and it keeps popping up all sorts of songs that make me want to slit my wrists.
[metaphorically slit my wrists, y’all can cancel the intervention]
Oh, great, now it’s playing Crazy Frog remixes. I need to do something to Handsome Dan for infecting my iPod with those. Something with the potential for scarring.
I WANT TO LISTEN TO GREAT BIG SEA, YOU ANNOYING CHUNK OF SILICONE AND ALUMINUM!