OMFGSNOW!

We got like three inches in the city of Portland yesterday.

This is enough to bring the city to a standstill.

Except for me. I’m considered critical to patient care, sitting down in my office on the third floor of the warehouse, half a mile from the nearest patient bed.

So I got up an hour early because I always ride TriMet to work, and I know that they can’t keep the buses on schedule when it’s 70F and partially cloudy.

On the Streetcar, I ran into my coworker K. She was wearing pointy toed boots with three inch heels.

I was wearing a tiechel, a hat, a hoodie, a scarf, a peacoat, thermals, two pairs of socks, and sneakers. Because I’m from California.

Guess who fell on their ass?

GO ON, GUESS!

(Ow, my bum hurts.)

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One Response to OMFGSNOW!

  1. Julian Chadwick says:

    “I know that they can’t keep the buses on schedule when it’s 70F and partially cloudy. ”

    HA! Nice one…and now I know what a Tichel is.

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