If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49 left.
With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original $1,000.
With AIG, you would have less than $15 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214 cash.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. Just Sayin’.
This post is provided for hilarity purposes only and is not suggested as an investment strategy. If you do follow this investment program, I volunteer to help you empty some of those beer cans. My dear friend sent it to me via email.