I love looking at the search terms that bring people to my blog. The number one thing seems to be the plucky little restaurant in Washington that shares my nickname. Well, one of my nicknames. Followed by pinto beans, and various restaurants that I enjoy.
Then there are the searches that amuse me, such as “What do monkeys drink?” And the ones that frighten me, like, “Can I give someone food poisoning?”
Yesterday, someone got to my blog with “i don’t want a mary sue”.
*puppy dog eyes*
I’m crushed. How could you not want me?