First, a little disclaimer: To the person who got to my blog by searching “How to give someone food poisoning”– seriously, dude, whatever you’re thinking… don’t.
Hanyoldways, Serious Eats informs me that the Corn Council or something has started putting out TV ads about how fantastic High Fructose Corn Syrup is!.
Yeah, hi, no. I’m not a doctor. I don’t play one on teevee. I do know that when I eat HFCS, I tend to go WHEEEHEEHEEEEEE! *splat*ded*. And HFCS is so hard to avoid. I bought some brats last night because I got too lazy to mix my own sausage (yes, I’ve been mixing my own sausage lately using ground pork) and it wasn’t until I got home and cooked and ate the damn things I noticed that the third ingredient? HFCS.
WHAT THE HELL, CORN COUNCIL?! Sausage does not need sweetner, yo.