I keep a couple of bottles, sized from 750mL to 1.25 L filled up with water and chilled down in the fridge at all times.
It’s a nice Portland evening, so I took my laptop, my nachos, and my bottle of water out to the porch. Several of my neighbors are also on their porches, watchin’ me watch them.
I just realised that it looks like I’m guzzling a bottle of chianti.
Glug, glug, glug.
(For ease of recorking once you’ve filled the wine bottle with water, cut off a part of the bottom of the cork. This works a lot better if you use a bread knife and one of those newfangled plastic corks)