(Slightly Edited) Email Conversation

Me:
I think I just woke someone up laughing so hard. It’s German for “The Slitheryin,
The.” But as I just sat down to breakfast, I guess I shouldn’t be talking (come on over, we’re having omelettes and country sausage).

Email Correspondent:
amuse me. what exactly makes a sausage “country”?

Me:
It’s wife left it, it’s dog died, and its pickup truck is stuck in a ditch.

Email Correspondent:
it’s 1:32 right now, so it’s also been drunk for 6 hours, right? excuse me, i mean
drunker since it was still drunk when it woke up.

Me:
Hey! I resemble that remark!

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