Woke up this morning to a lovely email from my housemate/landlord. Chez Mon Ewe is being sold, and I’ve got 30 days to find a new place to live.
*insert obscenities here*
So, if there’s anyone from Portland (the one in Oregon) scrolling through, and you’re not here ’cause I saw you on Craigslist, and you do know of a house with a decent kitchen and low-drama, queer-positive, gainfully employed housemates looking for same, let me know, please? Pretty please?
And now, Zucchini pr0n.