[Fangirl] Chuck (versus the First Date)

29 09 2008

I just need to say that this show has the most awesome theme song ever, it being the bass riff and chorus from “Short Skirt, Long Jacket” by Cake.

I know that it’ll come as a surprise, but on this show my sekrit boyfriend is Morgan. Casey is also my sekrit boyfriend, but he’s got a permanent spot in the showcase. Why do I love this show? Because I laughed SO HARD during the first five minutes. And then I’m shocked. And then I’m cheering.

Now I’m thankful my last job interview did not involve a Thunderdome-style cage match. Why can’t my spellcheck understand Thunderdome?

Chuck is just so unselfconsciously DORKY, I love him. I mean, he has a San Diego Comicon poster in his room!

You should try watching this show.

IKEA Spotting:
Storage units in Big Mike’s office: I’m pretty sure it was a Traby painted black,with glass doors and some lights in the Dioder spectrum?
Lamps in the Orange Orange store: Knappa Klover.

In other IKEA news, when I was looking up all those links, I found out that IKEA has stopped selling disposable bags entirely. When I was an IKEA yellow shirt, I had things thrown at me, I had people threaten to call their Congressman to get their nickel back.

October 1st is Der Tag. Godspeed, coworkers.





Let’s Party Like It’s 5769!

29 09 2008

L’Shana Tovah! May all the Jewish bretheren and sistren have a sweet new year!

In solidarity, I’m drinking a He’Brew.





[Finances] Things I Shouted Today At Work

29 09 2008

“Oh, crap! I won the clarinet!





[Food] Caffinated Oatmeal

29 09 2008

I eat oatmeal every workday for breakfast. And about once a week, I threaten to rehydrate it with coffee instead of hot water.

Someone beat me to it. AND they did it with oatmeal that already came compleat with its own caffeine!





[Fangirl] LOLPolitiks

29 09 2008

Obama Pictures and McCain Pictures
see Sarah Palin pictures

Lauriebird posted the one below, which is how I found PunditKitchen. There goes my productivity.

Obama Pictures and McCain Pictures
see Sarah Palin pictures

Wait, wait, one more…

Obama Pictures and McCain Pictures
see Sarah Palin pictures





[Fangirl] Monday Morning YouTubery.

29 09 2008

Mostly because I can. Blame these guys.





[Finances] Lies My Guidance Counselor Told Me

28 09 2008

It doesn’t matter what your undergraduate degree is in, recruiters just want to see you got one.

Uh huh. Suuuuure. Accountants want your degree to have something to do with accounting, not 17th century literature. And let me tell you, there are a lot more jobs in accounting than in 17th century literature. I suggest that no matter what your degree is (go ahead and study art history, pumpkin), you minor in business.

Learning a foreign language will get you lots of jobs!

Not entirely a lie. And I do not regret studying Spanish and Japanese and Mandarin and Russian and Modern Hebrew. Ancient Egyptian, yeah, that one I regret a little. There are thousands of jobs out there if you speak a foreign language… if you want to spend your time in Customer Service. You haven’t ever worked in Customer Service? Lucky. Here’s a selection of what you’ll deal with as a Customer Service Specialist. Imagine that kind of stuff, 8 hours a day, 40 hours a week, 50 weeks a year.

International business? Yep, foreign language mastery will help– but you’ll also need some experience in business, which leads right back to actually, you know, taking classes in the Business Administration department.

The Baby Boomers are all retiring, which means you’ll have your pick of jobs.

If you’ll just excuse me a moment… HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! *snerk* *wipes tears from eyes*

Even before the latest round of economic woes, Baby Boomers noticed they really didn’t have enough money saved to live. That problem has only increased in the last 12 months, causing many to either postpone retirement, remain in their positions part-time, or even leave retirement and attempt to reenter the workforce. That means sometimes you have Baby Boomers competing for the same jobs as recent college graduates. Let me tell you recent college graduates something– Boomers have more experience and bigger networks than you.

How do you get around this? Two suggestions:

First, do some pre-graduation networking of your own, or as we like to call it– INTERNSHIPS. Do not leave an internship without a recommendation letter. If internships are thin on the ground in your area of expertise (17th century literature), sign up with a temp agency during the breaks and SHOW YOUR LAZY ASS UP ON TIME AND DON’T BE A JACKASS AND DO WHAT YOU’RE ASKED. Remember, I was a temp for five years (that’s like, 15 semesters), and I’ve seen a lot of you little ones try to play with the big boys. For every gig you’re at for more than a month, don’t leave without a recommendation letter.

Secondly: The careers that are expanding beyond all belief are those that the Boomers are going to need as they age. The two biggies are healthcare and financial planning. If you want job security and a broad choice of gigs right out of school, maybe you want to do a minor in 17th century literature and major in a healthcare or financial study.





[Fangirl] NANOWRIMO!

26 09 2008
NaNoWriMo Participant!

NaNoWriMo Participant!

FORUMS ARE UP!

I’m MSRenfrow. FRIEND ME!

(For those of you who haven’t been through a November with me, November is National Novel Writing Month. I’ve participated since 2002, and won twice. I am not writing my novel to gain fame and fortune and a book contract. I write because it is FUN.)





[Finances] Oh boy! My bank failed!

26 09 2008

Yep. I’m a Washington Mutual customer. Although I only keep about $100 in my WaMu checking at a time, since I’m really an INGDirect customer. According to the Gray Lady, J.P. Morgan now holds my account.

I’m okay with that.

The real losers are the bondholders and stockholders, whose investments are now really fancy toilet paper.

And the guy who’s been CEO of WaMu for three weeks? Gets a severance package of $19.1 million dollars.





[Finances] Walt Disney Financial Quote of the Day

26 09 2008

I suppose my formula might be: dream, diversify and never miss an angle.

–”Walt’s Profit Formula: Dream, Diversity, and Never Miss an Angle” in Wall Street Journal (4 February 1958) from Wikiquote, accessed 26 September 2008